We've all got those "evil" friends who can incessantly shove pizza down their throats, park on their bony BUMS on sofas to snooze, drooling M&Ms...yet you could wrap your hand around their thigh.

You ask them just how in the world they can do it without being struck down by the Jiggle God??  It's annoying! It used to piss me off. They nonchalantly shrug and mumble "I dunno, it's genetic." Or if they're really generous (and I'm dripping with sarcasm, here), they'll whine "I just CAAANNN'T gain weight, even though I eat 4 Big Macs a day!!  I'd love some of your....curves."

Try not to slap them.

It turns out that they do have "secrets".  But that's the wrong word, because they truly don't know that they operate differently from the rest of the population.

Most DON'T starve themselves or exercise like hamsters on a wheel behind your back, so forget that idea if it happens to be your sadistic fantasy...(you know who you are). If anything, they eat everything not chained down to the floor. And as you likely have observed, they have the most rotten diets. I'll bet you eat healthier than most of these "genetic freaks". Nope. The secret really is their metabolism.

Yep, you've heard that before. You hightailed it to Google and searched "how to increase metabolism", and you probably read the SAME crap over, and over, and over..."eat 6 meals a day", "drink 8 glasses of ice water a day", "build muscle mass", "eat lean proteins".  Please.  No one who's naturally thin really does all that.

See, the whole point of getting a higher metabolism is to become EXEMPT from having to watch what you eat and getting regular exercise, at least for purely aesthetic purposes.  You sure don't see your thin-as-a-telephone-pole co-worker neurotically noshing on her chicken breast Lean Cuisines every 2.66 hours, do you?

No, because she doesn't. And I don't - anymore. What really separates "them" and "everyone else" are some the most random nuances of living. I'm talking about the way they breathe, their moods, the way they poop...everything that everyone else seems to miss.

There's so much to find out, and it really makes you look at Twiggy Izzy in a different light.  Listen up, because you do NOT have to go through the standard miserable process to be slim and attractive...so follow the link below to begin Step 1.  And you’d better not ever order a salad as an entree again.